The Privacy Is a Myth TrioFunny Cat Bathroom Art · 3-Piece Printable Set
You can close the door.
- 3 prints
- Instant download
- Up to 24×30
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- You cannot close the gap under the door.
- Three coordinated gouache prints of the same chunky tortoiseshell with big amber eyes, lettered in thick hand-painted capitals: "Privacy Is a Myth" crouches low beside the door plank on soft bone white in warm caramel letters, one gray paw pressed at the door's bottom edge by the gap and amber eyes turned up at you, "Supervised Visit" sits bolt upright dead center on a little tan bath mat on soft sage in deep teal letters, staring straight at the viewer without blinking, and "I Was Here First" lies draped right across the lettering itself on deep forest green in butter cream letters, front paws resting on the words.
- She claimed the floor, the room and the sentence.
- Boundaries, respectfully declined.
- 3 prints · PNG · 4:5 ratio · one ZIP download
- 300 DPI — sized for 8×10, 16×20, 24×30
- Instant download — no account needed
- Re-download from your portal (5 per file)
Buy, download instantly, print at home or at any print shop, frame. The supervision schedule is framed by tonight.
every bathroom with a door and a cat, tortie households, people who have accepted their audience, funny gallery walls, anyone whose bath mat has an owner already.
Digital download only, nothing ships. Personal-use license.
Frames not included.
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The supervision never stops
A three print occupation in sage, bone and deep sage.
Why the door gap matters so much
Every cat owner knows the paw under the door. This set paints the whole occupation in three loose gouache prints: one chunky tortoiseshell with big amber eyes, hand-painted brush lettering and a calm palette of bone white, soft sage and deep forest green.
The Privacy Is a Myth Trio works the gap, supervises from the mat and finally lies down on the words themselves. Funny first, deeply familiar second, tortie forever.
Three prints, one occupation
Privacy Is a Myth
The gap work on soft bone white: crouched low at the door plank, one paw pressed at the gap.
Supervised Visit
The watch on soft sage: dead center on the mat, unblinking.
I Was Here First
The claim on deep forest green: draped right across the lettering itself, case closed.
Occupation framed tonight
Four steps between you and a finished bathroom wall.
Instant after checkout. Three PNG files, ready to print.
At home, or send to any print shop or pharmacy photo counter.
Any standard 4:5 frame works, from 8x10 up to 24x30.
Hang them in occupation order, bone white, sage, forest green, on the wall behind the door.
Sizes that just work
True 4:5 ratio at 300 DPI, so every print fills a standard frame edge to edge with nothing shaved off.
What is inside your download
- 3 coordinated PNG prints, 4:5 ratio, 300 DPI
- Crisp at 8x10, 16x20 and 24x30
- One matched bone white, soft sage, deep forest green and warm caramel palette
- Re-download anytime from your portal
Mat surrendered, wall done
Three frames and one evening put the whole arrangement in writing. Hang them in order and leave the mat to its owner.
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